Anonymous:
How far have you gone with a guy?

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
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computer users FUCK u

guy:

OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

same

(Source: guy)

troyesivanismyqueen:

booty pop your way to the top

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  • me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
  • me at home: